How To Be A Great Hockey Goalie Tee

Goalie coaching manuals love to overcomplicate things. This shirt doesn’t.

Featuring the classic “How to be a great hockey goalie” meme with the only step that matters: Stop pucks — it’s the perfect uniform for goalies who’ve accepted the chaos and chosen laughter.

Great for:

• Beer league goalies
• Coaches + goalie parents
• Post-game hangs and rink runs
• Anyone who knows “good positioning” still means “please hit me”

Why you’ll love it:

• Clean, bold meme design
• Instant conversation starter at the rink
• The most accurate goalie tutorial ever written